Goblin Gear: Electrons at Epic Prices!
Yo, adventurers! Wanna get yer hands on some uber rad tech? Then loot up Goblin Gear, where we sell the baddest doodads this side of the junk pile. Our costs might be a little high, but hey, you get what you pay for, right? We got glowing swords that cut through steel like butter, potion bottles that brew invisibility potions in a flash, and even a